Alrighty, then. Picture this if you will:
10 to 2 AM, Tea, XP-PEN tablet, and a box of coconut Choco-Pies
In my "need to draw" pose, just by side of morning star
Contemplating the whole "artist people" thingy
When just then a flaming stealth pen split the display
Like one would hope but never really expect to see in a mood like this
Cutting right angle strokes on a mite
And stopping right at my blue slippers
And me yelping, "they frontpaged cartoon tits"